If you had purchased $1,000 in shares of Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 in shares of AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 in shares of Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But,
if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you
would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
And, as a bonus...
A
recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that on average, Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
miles to the gallon!
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